What guys say


It is just orange juice, try it

She's kind of cute

I don't know if I like her

I need you

I had her

I really want to get to know you better

How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?

You're the only girl I've ever cared about

I want you back

We've been through so much together

I miss you so much

No, I do not want to dance right now

The break-up should not start for another 24 hours

I am different from all the other guys

What they mean...

3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.

I want to bang her till I am blue

She won't blow me

My hand is tired

I had (wet dreams about) her all week.

...so I can tell my friends about it

Is my penis really that small?

You are the only girl who has not rejected me

..for tonight anyway

If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity

I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good

Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on

I want to have sex a few more times

I am not circumcised