The Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit





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| Are there| No  | Are there | "What's a  | Are there clothes | No  |  Buy  |

|clothes in|---->|clothes in |  hamper?"  | strewn in random  |---->|  more |

| dresser? |     |the hamper?|----------->|piles on the floor?|     |clothes|

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     | Yes             | Yes                       | Yes

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     V

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| Take whatever |

|   is on top   |

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     V                    V                        |

 --------  No         ---------               -----------

|   Is   |---------->| Perform | "Ohmigosh"  |  Spray    |

|   it   | Not sure  |  smell  |------------>|   with    |

| clean? |---------->|  test   |             | deodorant |

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     | Yes                | "Not bad"

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     V

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|For underwear:| "Which ones are  |Will they| "I may get   |Place item on|

|Are there many|   for my legs?"  |   be    |  arrested."  | dirty pile; |

|    holes?    |----------------->| visible?|------------->| start over  |

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     | No                              | No

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     V

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|  Is it  | Yes  |   Do you   | Yes  |But would you rather have a tick on|

|wrinkled?|----->|really care?|----->|  your eyeball than iron a shirt?  |

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     | No              | No                           | Yes

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     V

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|  Does  |----------------->| Is it | No  | Seek the|

|   it   | "Does it what?"  |  dark |---->|advice of|

| match? |----------------->|  out? |     | a female|

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     | Yes                      | Yes

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     V

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|  Put on  |

| clothes! |

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